- 1 - May I Kindly Beat the Tar Out of Those Evil Nobles (Pigs)?
- 2 - May I Offer You the Taste of My Fist as the Ladylike Thing to Do?
- 3 - I Considered a Negotiated Resolution, but May I Biff and Pow those Noblemen Instead?
- 4 - May I Go to See My Fists' Beloved One (Punching Bag)?
- 5 - May I Clobber This Asshole Prince?
- 6 - May I Send This Pig Flying Into the Sky?
- 7 - May I Carry Out a Plan That Shows a New Side of You?
- 8 - May I Offer You a Fist in Place of a Handkerchief?
- 9 - May I Explain That This Is Not Something That Just Anyone Can Do?
- 10 - May I Cook This Thick Cut of Pork Through With Body Punches?
- 11 - As These Appear Undercooked, May I Turn Them Into Mince Meat?
- 12 - May I Pay Off the Massive Debt My Fists Have Accrued?
- 13 - May I Ask for One Final Thing?